World Trade Organization Rescinds the Laws of Supply and Demand

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Government-mandated emissions laxity ensuring clear skies over Cleveland
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In an impressive display of nonmarket economy methodology, the signatory nations of the Marrakesh Agreement have agreed to endorse open-ended subsidies, dumping, price freezes, rationing, money printing, state enterprise monopolies, and non-free checking.

“It no longer matters how much our currencies have all devalued. Because we’re all doing it, the cost of a loaf of bread will now remain constant”, a high ranking G7 official said in a televised interview.

Additionally, double-standards are now the established standard for code enforcement, ethics regulations, safety regulations, agricultural regulations, tax enforcement, criminal probes, and book reviews.

In other words, business as usual.